It's a free ride when you've already paid, It's the good advice that you just didn't take. A traffic jam when you're already late; A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. It's meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife.
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you think everything's okay and everything's going right. And life has a funny way of helping you out when you think everything's going wrong and everything blows up in your face.
Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A little too ironic.